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-Paris, miss?
-Yes.
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Lost anything, miss?
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Yes, my ticket.
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-There it is.
-Oh! Thanks.
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-Gave me a fright.
-Mm. Your first time going abroad?
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How did you guess?
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I've been saving up for ages.
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Ah, when you've been here as long
as I have, miss, you'll get to know 'em.
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Clarinet.
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Drum.
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I wish my mother had taught me
to play the flute.
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-Put it down, you fool!
-Yes, Sarge.
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Ooh, my foot!
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Sorry, Sergeant. Orders is orders.
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Are you travelling, sir?
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What the devil do you think
I've come here for?
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Ah, well, here I go, facing
all the dangers of foreign travel
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while you go skulking back to the local.
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By golly, I wish I was
coming with you, Captain.
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I'll take you with me one day, my boy,
and show you the real Paris.
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In there, in there, in there!
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Sir Norman! Thanks, Sir Norman.
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Just a minute. Here we go.
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Could I have a smile, Sir Norman, please?
Just one little smile.
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Well, I can't keep this up all day, you know.
Why don't you flash your bulb?
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Thank you, Sir Norman.
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Why are you going to Paris, Sir Norman?
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For tomorrow's session of
the Preliminary Economic Conference.
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Did the Prime Minister send you, Sir Norman?
Is the conference going badly?
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I wouldn't say "badly".
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Are the Russians being troublesome?
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I wouldn't say "troublesome”.
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-What would you say?
-Mmm?
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I'd say that the conference
is not going particularly well,
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that the Russians are not being
particularly easy,
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and, er... and that is all.
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Are you going over for long?
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-Just for the weekend.
- I see.
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-Thank you.
-Thank you very much.
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-British, sir?
-And proud of it!
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There's been a Stilton in Shropshire
since the Norman invasion.
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How much British money have you, sir?
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My bank balance is my own affair.
Don't ask impertinent questions.
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No, I mean, how much on you, sir?
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-Well, how much I am allowed to have?
-Five pounds, sir.
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Five pounds then.
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Ridiculous formalities!
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Head up, chest out, shoulders back!
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Remember, you're playing in Paris tomorrow!
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Ooh-la-la!
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I'll teach you French, Bandsman Bird!
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What's the French for blimey?
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Have you any English money with you, sir?
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Four pounds, 11 shillings and
seven pence halfpenny in cash.
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In traveller's cheques,
the maximum amount permitted
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under the Treasury Order in Council,
2585, 1952.
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-You seem to have studied it, sir.
-Studied it?
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I introduced it.
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Sir Norman! I'm sorry, sir,
I didn't recognise you.
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Of course, that's quite all right, sir.
Here you are.
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No, one moment, please.
Leave that, will you?
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Under the same Order in Council,
sub-section 4, paragraph 2,
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I'm required to disclose
any personal valuables
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I may be taking abroad.
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You'll find a pair of silver-backed
hairbrushes in the suitcase.
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Do you, er... Do you wish to see them?
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-Er, no... No, sir.
-Mmm.
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Oh, and, er, these.
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Onyx and white gold.
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Very pretty, sir.
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That remark is superfluous.
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I'll expect to disclose
all these to you on my return.
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-Good day.
-Good day, sir.
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-Did you want something, sir?
-Eh?
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Och, no, it's...
It's just that, well,
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window dressing's my job too and
I like studying other people's methods.
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I don't suppose I should
now that I'm on holiday.
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No.
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Can I have a cup of tea, please?
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-Are you going to gay Paris?
-Yes.
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-Done much flying?
-No.
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I have. Perfectly safe
these days, of course.
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Read about that crash yesterday?
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-Ghastly!
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Plane hit the top of a mountain, you know.
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Still, if people don't look where they're going,
could happen anywhere, couldn't it?
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I had a nasty experience once.
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- We were in the air at the time--
- BEA...
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British European Airways announce
the departure of the Silver Wing for Paris.
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That's us.
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Passengers holding boarding card
number ten, please.
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Always safest to sit at the back, you know.
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Stilton.
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MacGregor.
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As soon as we're airborne, double Scotch.
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Yes, sir.
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-Still one more to come.
-Is there?
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Wait! Please wait!
It's going without us, I know it is!
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Oh, my goodness!
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Oh dear, oh dear!
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I very nearly didn't get here.
Oh, thank you. My cat.
102
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Be careful of that, my dear,
it's very precious.
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Oh, well, here we are at last!
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I nearly forgot to leave out
the milk for my cat.
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There we go. Here we are.
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Will all passengers kindly
fasten their seat-belts, please?
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Your seat-belt, madam.
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I haven't brought one with me.
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What do you...?
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-Oh, I see! The other end?
-Yes, please.
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Oh, yes, the other end.
112
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What an extraordinary thing.
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Good gracious.
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Oh! Prisoner for life.
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Oh, well, never mind.
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Of course, the take-off is the worst part.
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Would you care for a little more, madam?
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Oh, erm... Non, merci.
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Thank you.
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Suffisant.
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Oh dear, oh dear!
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I really must brush up my French.
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I've never been to Paris before.
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But I've been practising my conversational
phrases for the past three months,
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so I don't think I need worry, do you, hmm?
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Thank you so much.
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Would you like some more champagne?
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Yes, please!
129
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What's the matter? Aren't you hungry?
130
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No. I left my stomach behind.
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Of course, the real trouble with Paris
is it's so darn expensive.
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-You think so?
-You'll find out.
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Cos I know Paris well, you know.
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But there are always ways and means.
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For instance, there's a chap at the Britannia
Bar who'll always cash you a cheque.
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Perhaps I'd better tell you that
I happen to be a government official.
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Oh, well then, in that case you probably
wangled yourself all the francs you need.
138
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Good luck to you!
139
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British European Airways announces the arrival
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of the Silver Wing service from London.
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You said you didn't have any
money but you do have money. How come?
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Je ne compris pas.
I don't understand a word you're saying.
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You don't speak conversational French.
What is the good of it?
144
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What is she jabbering about?
145
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-Have you any money?
-What? Money?
146
00:11:27,166 --> 00:11:29,041
Yes. Oh, well, anglais or francais?
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Any money?
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00:11:30,374 --> 00:11:33,166
-Well, I've got some French francs here.
-Ah...
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Five pounds in frangais francs.
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Oui.
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-Qui. Trés bien.
-Thank you.
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-Merci.
-Thank you very much.
153
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Glad that's all over now. That's a mercy.
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-Voila, madame!
-Yes, now take care. Thank you.
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Au revoir!
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You ain't seen nothing yet.
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- I knew I hadn't lost my passport.
- Well, now it's gone.
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Your bus has gone, miss.
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But don't worry,
in half an hour there's another one.
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Thank you.
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Excuse me, mademoiselle.
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Maybe I could give you a lift into Paris?
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How did you know I was English?
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Your... your dress.
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Are you a dressmaker?
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No, but I am a Frenchman.
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Pardon.
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Three hundred accidents a day
in Paris alone.
169
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Can you wonder when the maniacs
drive on the wrong side of the road?
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It's the first time you see Paris
that lives in your memory.
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Oh, it's wonderful!
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Yes.
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And it's never the same, you know.
Just like a woman.
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Do you know a lot about women?
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No, I know a lot about Paris.
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Oh.
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Ah, Bickerstaff!
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-Hello, Captain. The usual?
-Yes!
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Just thought I'd pop in
for a quick one, you know.
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I always like coming to the Britannia Bar.
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It's the one place in Paris where you can
get a good glass of a decent British brew.
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Well, that's very kind of you indeed, sir.
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Thank you, Bickerstaff. Cheers!
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Cheers, sir.
185
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Have you got a good tip
for the Grand Prix tomorrow?
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I'm doing Zizi.
187
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You're doing Zizi?
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So are 40 million Frenchmen
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and they'll all be caught
with their pants down.
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Wilkinson.
191
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What did Mother Hubbard's dog do?
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In eight letters.
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Begins with "W".
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Er...
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Oh!
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Oh, but that's wonderful.
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C'est trés...
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00:16:24,041 --> 00:16:27,041
Comment vous dites? I can't...
I can't express myself in French.
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00:16:27,124 --> 00:16:29,499
-Well, that's very kind of you.
-Oh, you're English?
200
00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:33,541
But it's not as good
as all that, you know.
201
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You've really caught her.
202
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-Do you think so?
- I do.
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Well, I do my best.
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Have you been long here?
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-Only 30 years.
-Oh, good gracious!
206
00:16:46,166 --> 00:16:49,874
Then you must have
painted the whole of Paris by now.
207
00:16:49,957 --> 00:16:54,124
No, as a matter of fact, I've painted
very little outside this room.
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Indeed?
209
00:16:55,541 --> 00:16:57,666
And have you been copying
all these pictures?
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No.
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Only this one.
212
00:17:02,249 --> 00:17:05,791
There's something between me
and the Mona Lisa.
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00:17:06,624 --> 00:17:10,207
You see, I've painted her 338 times.
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Oh, no, really?
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00:17:14,041 --> 00:17:16,332
And how many of those copies
have you sold?
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None.
217
00:17:19,791 --> 00:17:22,291
But I'm bound to, one day.
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Isn't it beautiful?
219
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That's the Champs-Elysées down there.
220
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Oh, how lovely.
221
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I could stay up here forever.
222
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You know, it gets
a little chilly in the evenings.
223
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Down there is the Avenue Marceau.
224
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An aunt of mine lives there.
225
00:17:55,957 --> 00:17:58,207
-Look, there's the Eiffel Tower!
-Yes.
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00:17:58,291 --> 00:18:01,291
-We must climb that.
-There is a lift.
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It's much more fun to climb the stairs.
228
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Ah, yes, much more fun.
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It don't cost you nothing to look.
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-That's all we can afford to do, chum.
-Yeah.
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Here you are, men.
Here's your pocket money.
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Have a good time.
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Gay Paris on eight and four pence!
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If we pool the lot, they'll be just
about enough for a good night out.
235
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Yeah.
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Just a moment.
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Just a moment.
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All right, come on, come on, spit it out.
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-Why don't we pool the lot?
-Yeah.
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-Have a draw?
-Yeah.
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And some lucky basket
will have the night of his life.
242
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Vive la sport!
243
00:19:19,041 --> 00:19:20,124
Huh!
244
00:19:24,749 --> 00:19:28,832
In the changed economic conditions
of the post-war world
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there can be no reason whatever to doubt
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that the productivity curve,
if inversely plotted
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against the fluctuation
of the commodity index,
248
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is directly proportionate to the rising
249
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price/wage spiral.
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00:19:46,416 --> 00:19:47,416
No!
251
00:19:48,749 --> 00:19:50,291
So much is plain.
252
00:19:50,874 --> 00:19:51,707
No!
253
00:19:53,249 --> 00:19:55,791
So much, I say, is plain.
254
00:19:55,874 --> 00:19:57,457
No, no, no!
255
00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:04,624
As plain as the nose on
Monsieur Panitov's face.
256
00:20:12,374 --> 00:20:15,666
Mr Chairman, I suggest we adjourn.
257
00:20:15,749 --> 00:20:17,666
The meeting is adjourned.
258
00:20:18,541 --> 00:20:20,332
What's the latest score?
259
00:20:27,249 --> 00:20:29,124
Well, that's that.
260
00:20:29,207 --> 00:20:32,582
I've enjoyed every second of it.
My head's in a whirl.
261
00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:35,666
-I think we saw everything
-Well, practically everything.
262
00:20:36,666 --> 00:20:38,416
I wish I could repay you in some way.
263
00:20:38,499 --> 00:20:41,957
-If you ever come to London you must--
-No, you can repay me now, mademoiselle.
264
00:20:42,707 --> 00:20:44,207
How?
265
00:20:44,291 --> 00:20:46,291
By spending the evening with me.
266
00:20:47,082 --> 00:20:49,124
You mean, you'd really like me
to come out with you?
267
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,541
Go... go out?
268
00:20:51,624 --> 00:20:55,249
No, no, I thought that maybe
a little supper in my flat.
269
00:20:55,332 --> 00:20:58,374
I must see Paris by night.
I've heard so much about it.
270
00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:00,999
Besides, I've brought a new
evening dress with me.
271
00:21:01,916 --> 00:21:05,999
Well, in that case it would be a shame
not to let Paris see it.
272
00:21:07,291 --> 00:21:10,041
-How long will it take you to dress?
-Quarter of an hour.
273
00:21:10,124 --> 00:21:11,374
Hmm.
274
00:21:11,457 --> 00:21:13,624
Well, maybe we...
275
00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:16,207
we had better to say in an hour?
276
00:21:16,291 --> 00:21:17,332
Right.
277
00:21:21,832 --> 00:21:23,791
No, no, three, tre. Huh?
278
00:21:23,874 --> 00:21:25,332
Hello!
Lighter!
279
00:21:28,791 --> 00:21:31,166
Merci. Hello! Attention! Si, si.
280
00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:34,416
And a couple of frés bons, huh?
281
00:21:38,374 --> 00:21:40,332
Garcon, un Dubonet.
282
00:21:51,499 --> 00:21:53,457
Comme ca? Non?
283
00:21:57,332 --> 00:21:58,957
Yeah? Good?
284
00:22:03,541 --> 00:22:05,124
Glass of vodka, please.
285
00:22:14,707 --> 00:22:17,124
There's nothing to be done, Wilkinson.
286
00:22:17,207 --> 00:22:21,166
If after three months, the Russians haven't
yet agreed to a single point on the agenda,
287
00:22:21,249 --> 00:22:25,457
how can you think for one moment that
they're serious in wanting a full conference?
288
00:22:25,541 --> 00:22:28,207
It does look discouraging, I must admit.
289
00:22:28,291 --> 00:22:30,707
Oh, by the way, sir, it's time
for your vitamin pill.
290
00:22:30,791 --> 00:22:33,291
-Mmm?
-Your vitamin pill, Sir Norman.
291
00:22:33,374 --> 00:22:34,999
Oh, my goodness, so it is.
292
00:22:35,082 --> 00:22:38,332
Er, a sip of water, please.
293
00:22:38,416 --> 00:22:40,582
All the same, you know, I still have faith.
294
00:22:42,582 --> 00:22:44,666
Which can move mountains,
I have no doubt but...
295
00:22:45,582 --> 00:22:47,457
can it move the Kremlin?
296
00:22:54,457 --> 00:22:55,666
Poison!
297
00:22:55,749 --> 00:22:57,041
Poison!
298
00:22:57,124 --> 00:22:58,957
Quick, get a doctor!
299
00:22:59,041 --> 00:23:00,541
Get a doctor!
300
00:23:00,624 --> 00:23:02,582
It's all right, Sir Norman, it's only vodka.
301
00:23:04,832 --> 00:23:06,416
Only vodka?!
302
00:23:06,499 --> 00:23:09,291
Don't you realise, man,
that with my stomach lining
303
00:23:09,374 --> 00:23:12,207
that atom bomb you've just given me
304
00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:15,416
could be as poisonous as prussic acid?
305
00:23:15,499 --> 00:23:18,124
What is this about the atom bomb, please?
306
00:23:19,791 --> 00:23:22,541
-Your vodka...
- I know, you appropriated it.
307
00:23:22,624 --> 00:23:24,874
I am not prepared at the moment
to make issue.
308
00:23:24,957 --> 00:23:26,541
What is this about the atom bomb?
309
00:23:26,624 --> 00:23:28,124
It doesn't matter.
310
00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:32,249
Please, allow me
to buy you another vodka.
311
00:23:32,332 --> 00:23:35,124
-Another vodka, please, for Monsieur Panitov.
-Most kind.
312
00:23:35,207 --> 00:23:37,041
What was that about the atom bomb?
313
00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:38,582
Shut up!
314
00:23:40,332 --> 00:23:42,624
Please, no, no, don't... don't shut up.
315
00:23:42,707 --> 00:23:46,457
Er... Please, just have your vodka.
316
00:23:49,291 --> 00:23:52,457
I must apologise. I'm not quite myself.
317
00:23:52,541 --> 00:23:55,082
It's my lining, Monsieur Panitov.
318
00:23:55,166 --> 00:23:59,124
If you like, I'll explain to you
my little joke about the atom bomb.
319
00:23:59,207 --> 00:24:01,749
-I merely said...
-But the atom bomb is no little joke.
320
00:24:01,832 --> 00:24:04,624
I must refer you to the words
of Comrade Probolotov
321
00:24:04,707 --> 00:24:07,082
at the last meeting of the Supreme Soviet,
322
00:24:07,166 --> 00:24:11,291
when he described it
to sterling and prolonged applause,
323
00:24:11,374 --> 00:24:13,874
as a monstrous weapon of manslaughter,
324
00:24:13,957 --> 00:24:17,624
as the hideous brainchild
of reactionary capitalism.
325
00:24:17,707 --> 00:24:18,957
Oh, do shut up!
326
00:24:19,791 --> 00:24:23,249
Oh, no, no, no.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Mr Panitov.
327
00:24:23,332 --> 00:24:26,457
You... you must forgive me.
I'm not myself at all.
328
00:24:26,541 --> 00:24:29,999
Wilkinson, get me
a couple of aspirin quickly. Oh!
329
00:24:30,082 --> 00:24:32,916
I've such a very, very bad headache.
330
00:24:32,999 --> 00:24:37,207
Of course, of course, Mr Panitov, I remember
that speech of Monsieur Probolotov's.
331
00:24:37,291 --> 00:24:41,749
But like most of my colleagues,
I found it easier to applaud his words
332
00:24:41,832 --> 00:24:44,916
then to commend his sentiments.
333
00:24:44,999 --> 00:24:48,624
Monsieur Panitov, I want to ask you
334
00:24:48,707 --> 00:24:52,582
a plain and simple question to which
I must beg you to give me
335
00:24:52,666 --> 00:24:55,457
a plain and simple answer.
336
00:24:55,541 --> 00:25:00,291
Do you or do you not want
this conference to succeed?
337
00:25:01,124 --> 00:25:02,707
Mud in eye!
338
00:25:05,249 --> 00:25:09,832
Monsieur Panitov, the fate of millions
may hang upon that answer.
339
00:25:09,916 --> 00:25:13,707
Do you or do you not want...
What is it, Wilkinson?
340
00:25:13,791 --> 00:25:15,624
-Your aspirin, Sir Norman.
-Oh.
341
00:25:16,582 --> 00:25:17,957
Thank you.
342
00:25:18,041 --> 00:25:19,791
Excuse me, Monsieur Panitov.
343
00:25:31,291 --> 00:25:35,832
No! No, no, no, no, no!
344
00:25:35,916 --> 00:25:38,541
But, dear fellow, what is it?
345
00:25:38,624 --> 00:25:40,374
You've done it again.
346
00:25:40,916 --> 00:25:43,041
Don't you realise, you've done it again!
347
00:25:43,124 --> 00:25:45,666
But you give me drink,
I give you drink. This is correct.
348
00:25:45,749 --> 00:25:48,166
It is not correct!
349
00:25:48,249 --> 00:25:51,541
Oh, my lining! My head! My head!
350
00:25:51,624 --> 00:25:54,957
-It is bad, your head?
-It's terrible, terrible!
351
00:25:55,874 --> 00:25:58,332
-Wilkinson, get me more aspirin, quickly!
-No!
352
00:25:59,166 --> 00:26:02,249
There is one thing will cure vodka head,
only one, I know.
353
00:26:05,207 --> 00:26:06,207
What?
354
00:26:06,291 --> 00:26:10,082
Pink Lightning and I know the only place
in Paris where you get it.
355
00:26:10,166 --> 00:26:12,041
Come, my dear fellow.
356
00:26:20,874 --> 00:26:22,624
And here she is, the beautiful,
357
00:26:22,707 --> 00:26:26,832
the unrivalled, the unique Princess Samira!
358
00:26:27,791 --> 00:26:32,041
The glamour girl of the Orient.
The pin-up of the East.
359
00:26:32,124 --> 00:26:35,957
Princess Samira will perform now for you
360
00:26:36,041 --> 00:26:37,666
the Dance of the Seven Veils.
361
00:26:41,166 --> 00:26:46,666
Over here, gentlemen,
please move forward.
362
00:27:58,457 --> 00:27:59,916
I help you?
363
00:27:59,999 --> 00:28:00,999
Oh...
364
00:28:02,832 --> 00:28:04,207
You speak English?
365
00:28:04,291 --> 00:28:05,499
A little.
366
00:28:06,291 --> 00:28:08,707
I was in Normandy
when the British come.
367
00:28:08,791 --> 00:28:11,207
And the soldier kissed me.
368
00:28:11,291 --> 00:28:13,291
I was in Normandy too.
369
00:28:14,249 --> 00:28:15,749
I did not see you.
370
00:28:17,166 --> 00:28:19,082
I'm sorry I didn't see you.
371
00:28:20,457 --> 00:28:21,707
Well...
372
00:28:22,416 --> 00:28:23,874
Sit down here.
373
00:29:06,666 --> 00:29:08,166
It's beautiful.
374
00:29:09,082 --> 00:29:11,291
And the dresses, weren't they wonderful?
375
00:29:11,374 --> 00:29:13,166
I think yours is even more charming.
376
00:29:13,249 --> 00:29:14,916
Flowers for the young lady?
377
00:29:14,999 --> 00:29:16,332
Excellent idea, yes.
378
00:29:19,249 --> 00:29:21,082
-Thank you.
-Merci.
379
00:29:21,166 --> 00:29:23,041
They're heavenly, aren't they?
380
00:29:23,124 --> 00:29:26,207
There is nothing in the world
more beautiful than an English rose.
381
00:29:29,916 --> 00:29:33,124
Russian-style Loire salmon.
382
00:29:33,207 --> 00:29:35,832
Vauclusian river trout.
383
00:29:36,957 --> 00:29:40,499
Delight of great waterfall sole fillet.
384
00:29:41,832 --> 00:29:46,249
Bresse royal poultry,
julienned apples and watercress.
385
00:29:47,249 --> 00:29:50,124
"Minute" steak
and its precious potatoes.
386
00:29:50,916 --> 00:29:52,666
I don't know. You choose.
387
00:29:56,916 --> 00:29:58,499
It's very kind of you.
388
00:29:58,582 --> 00:30:00,582
Ha! I did nothing.
389
00:30:00,666 --> 00:30:02,916
I am doing it all the day.
390
00:30:04,041 --> 00:30:06,082
I work for Madame Perrey.
391
00:30:07,416 --> 00:30:09,582
We are not as...
392
00:30:09,666 --> 00:30:11,082
a la mode...
393
00:30:11,749 --> 00:30:13,041
as Dior.
394
00:30:13,124 --> 00:30:16,416
But we make nice model gowns
all the same.
395
00:30:18,416 --> 00:30:20,499
I can see you do.
396
00:30:20,582 --> 00:30:22,124
Oh, this?
397
00:30:22,207 --> 00:30:24,749
I make it myself.
398
00:30:24,832 --> 00:30:27,707
A model is too expensive.
399
00:30:28,582 --> 00:30:29,957
But...
400
00:30:35,082 --> 00:30:36,791
You like it?
401
00:30:36,874 --> 00:30:38,249
Very much.
402
00:30:45,166 --> 00:30:48,082
My aunt will never believe it
when I tell her about all this.
403
00:30:48,166 --> 00:30:50,999
-She didn't really want to let me come.
-I'm glad you did.
404
00:30:51,082 --> 00:30:52,499
So am |.
405
00:31:04,582 --> 00:31:06,541
-What are these?
-Escargots, mademoiselle.
406
00:31:12,457 --> 00:31:15,666
They look like snails to me.
407
00:31:15,749 --> 00:31:17,666
Psst! Psst!
408
00:31:20,666 --> 00:31:23,832
Oh, perfect! A man in a fez!
409
00:31:23,916 --> 00:31:25,457
Wait a minute.
410
00:31:25,541 --> 00:31:29,791
Buy nice rug. Me no father, me no mother.
411
00:31:29,874 --> 00:31:31,874
No, thank you, I don't want any carpets.
412
00:31:32,707 --> 00:31:34,291
What a wonderful subject.
413
00:31:34,374 --> 00:31:35,541
Perfect.
414
00:31:39,791 --> 00:31:41,374
That's lovely.
415
00:31:44,916 --> 00:31:46,541
You are a wonderful subject.
416
00:31:46,624 --> 00:31:49,457
-Buy nice rug.
-Oh, stay where you are and stop moving about!
417
00:31:49,541 --> 00:31:50,749
No bugs.
418
00:31:51,874 --> 00:31:53,207
Slinky trinket.
419
00:31:53,291 --> 00:31:55,457
No, thank you, I don't want any jewellery.
420
00:31:57,582 --> 00:32:01,082
Pretty slippers, oh, pretty lady.
Very cheap.
421
00:32:01,166 --> 00:32:03,832
I have bedroom slippers at home,
thank you.
422
00:32:07,124 --> 00:32:08,499
Softy bag?
423
00:32:09,749 --> 00:32:11,457
No, thank you!
424
00:32:11,541 --> 00:32:13,082
I only want your face.
425
00:32:14,249 --> 00:32:15,499
Mwah!
426
00:32:16,874 --> 00:32:17,874
Mwah!
427
00:32:19,041 --> 00:32:20,082
Thank you very much.
428
00:32:20,166 --> 00:32:21,999
So very, very cheap.
429
00:32:22,082 --> 00:32:24,124
-Lovely carpet.
-Oh! Unhand me, please!
430
00:32:24,207 --> 00:32:25,957
-That's quite enough! Goodnight!
-Madame...
431
00:32:26,041 --> 00:32:27,666
Come back. Me poor orphan.
432
00:32:27,749 --> 00:32:29,916
-Oh, no! Get away!
-Me no father, me no mother.
433
00:32:29,999 --> 00:32:32,791
Six wives, plenty children. Stop! Stop!
434
00:32:58,666 --> 00:33:01,166
Is this the only place you can get them?
435
00:33:01,249 --> 00:33:02,999
This is the only place.
436
00:33:47,207 --> 00:33:48,957
No, no. No. No.
437
00:33:49,541 --> 00:33:50,957
No!
438
00:33:55,957 --> 00:33:57,957
Non, non. Non. Non.
439
00:34:00,957 --> 00:34:01,957
Psst!
440
00:34:02,041 --> 00:34:03,707
Général.
441
00:34:03,791 --> 00:34:05,624
-Yeah?
-Pretty postcards, look.
442
00:34:07,374 --> 00:34:08,624
No!
443
00:34:08,707 --> 00:34:10,416
-Yes, mon ami.
-Yeah?
444
00:34:10,499 --> 00:34:12,041
-3D pictures.
-Yeah?
445
00:34:12,124 --> 00:34:13,499
-Look.
-Blimey!
446
00:34:16,082 --> 00:34:17,957
What will they think of next?
447
00:34:24,499 --> 00:34:26,416
Pink Lightnings.
448
00:34:29,999 --> 00:34:31,374
Here you are.
449
00:34:31,957 --> 00:34:33,082
Taste.
450
00:34:47,916 --> 00:34:50,416
Not, er, not unpleasant.
451
00:34:51,832 --> 00:34:54,541
Rather... rather akin to raspberryade.
452
00:34:56,082 --> 00:34:58,124
What are the ingredients?
453
00:34:58,207 --> 00:35:00,957
You should drink quick, like that.
454
00:35:20,666 --> 00:35:23,874
Not, er, not unpalatable.
455
00:35:25,249 --> 00:35:27,874
Not... not... not unpalatable at all.
456
00:35:27,957 --> 00:35:30,957
One is not enough.
Waiter, bring four more.
457
00:35:37,416 --> 00:35:38,791
Charming...
458
00:35:38,874 --> 00:35:41,166
little place you have here.
459
00:35:41,249 --> 00:35:43,124
Quite charming.
460
00:35:52,124 --> 00:35:53,582
Friendly atmosphere.
461
00:36:02,791 --> 00:36:04,249
Very friendly.
462
00:36:07,916 --> 00:36:10,749
Oh, well, w-what did you say
the ingred... er...
463
00:36:11,707 --> 00:36:14,124
the, er, the ingred... er...
464
00:36:15,374 --> 00:36:16,832
What did you say was in this drink?
465
00:36:16,916 --> 00:36:18,707
Let me remember now.
466
00:36:19,541 --> 00:36:24,124
-There is some Crimean beetroot juice.
-Ah! Beetroot... beetroot juice.
467
00:36:24,207 --> 00:36:26,374
Oh, yes, very, er, very fortifying.
468
00:36:26,457 --> 00:36:30,832
Samarkand brandy, Ukrainian gin,
Caucasian champagne.
469
00:36:33,666 --> 00:36:35,499
I see. Er...
470
00:36:35,582 --> 00:36:38,957
Names of various fruit juices, I suppose.
471
00:36:39,041 --> 00:36:40,207
Mm.
472
00:36:52,707 --> 00:36:56,707
Well now, Panitov,
let's get down to business.
473
00:36:56,791 --> 00:36:58,499
Well, Sir Norman?
474
00:36:58,582 --> 00:37:00,416
What is the name...
475
00:37:01,749 --> 00:37:03,791
of that girl standing there?
476
00:37:22,666 --> 00:37:24,541
Do you dance?
477
00:37:25,541 --> 00:37:26,624
Well...
478
00:37:27,916 --> 00:37:29,666
We try.
479
00:38:06,082 --> 00:38:07,624
Oh, double top.
480
00:38:07,707 --> 00:38:09,166
Not bad, eh?
481
00:38:13,707 --> 00:38:15,791
Time, gentlemen, please.
482
00:38:15,874 --> 00:38:17,291
Finis pour ce soir.
483
00:38:17,374 --> 00:38:19,541
Well, what do you know?
484
00:38:19,624 --> 00:38:21,374
What a funny time to close!
485
00:38:21,457 --> 00:38:24,249
We keep English hours here, you know.
486
00:38:24,332 --> 00:38:27,499
Quite right, too. Late enough for anyone.
487
00:38:27,582 --> 00:38:30,041
English hours, puh!
488
00:38:31,166 --> 00:38:34,749
The truth of the matter is, they should
keep proper licensing hours in France
489
00:38:34,832 --> 00:38:36,874
like every other sensible country.
490
00:38:41,791 --> 00:38:45,082
-Er, one for the road, eh?
-Certainly. For you, Captain.
491
00:38:51,791 --> 00:38:54,582
Woman sings in French)
3 Tomorrow maybe
492
00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:57,707
3 You'll think of me
493
00:38:58,582 --> 00:39:01,666
J Whatever distance
494
00:39:02,332 --> 00:39:06,416
J Between you and me... I
495
00:41:48,874 --> 00:41:49,957
Ooh-la-la!
496
00:41:50,041 --> 00:41:51,207
You speak French?
497
00:41:51,291 --> 00:41:53,332
-Qui, ouli, tres bon.
-Garcon!
498
00:41:53,416 --> 00:41:55,916
-What is your name?
-Dicky Bird.
499
00:41:55,999 --> 00:41:57,166
Bird?
500
00:41:57,249 --> 00:41:58,749
Dicky Bird.
501
00:41:58,832 --> 00:42:00,707
-Oh, bird!
-Yeah! Oui.
502
00:42:00,791 --> 00:42:02,457
-Monsieur?
-Parlez, vous.
503
00:42:02,541 --> 00:42:05,041
-What will you have?
-Pint of bitter pour moi.
504
00:42:05,124 --> 00:42:06,499
-Bitter?
-Pig's ear.
505
00:42:06,582 --> 00:42:08,916
-Pig's ear?
-Beer!
506
00:42:08,999 --> 00:42:11,166
-No beer here!
-No beer here!
507
00:42:11,249 --> 00:42:12,916
No. Champagne.
508
00:42:12,999 --> 00:42:15,041
Make you feel good.
509
00:42:15,124 --> 00:42:16,874
I don't feel so bad as it is.
510
00:42:17,707 --> 00:42:19,416
L'amour toujours.
511
00:42:19,499 --> 00:42:20,624
Voila!
512
00:42:32,332 --> 00:42:35,166
Madamoiselle, voulez-vous danser?
513
00:43:42,374 --> 00:43:43,749
Conversely...
514
00:43:44,624 --> 00:43:45,916
my dear fellow,
515
00:43:46,707 --> 00:43:51,249
the graph of the counter-inflationary
516
00:43:51,332 --> 00:43:55,166
price index taken, er...
517
00:43:55,916 --> 00:43:58,124
taken in conjunction
518
00:43:58,207 --> 00:44:02,332
with the excess capacity constant...
519
00:44:03,041 --> 00:44:04,666
must...
520
00:44:04,749 --> 00:44:07,124
and I mean must,
521
00:44:07,207 --> 00:44:11,916
be related, at least...
at least indirectly,
522
00:44:12,749 --> 00:44:15,957
with the basic question of...
523
00:44:16,832 --> 00:44:20,249
how many beans make five.
524
00:44:20,916 --> 00:44:22,291
-Yes.
-Hmm.
525
00:44:22,374 --> 00:44:24,082
Now, if that...
526
00:44:27,499 --> 00:44:29,624
-You said yes.
-Yes.
527
00:44:31,916 --> 00:44:34,707
Excuse me. Oh, my dear chap.
528
00:44:34,791 --> 00:44:36,874
Oh, my dear chap!
529
00:44:37,707 --> 00:44:39,291
-He said yes.
-Yes.
530
00:44:39,374 --> 00:44:43,416
Oh, but isn't it a lovely word?
I mean, don't you like saying it?
531
00:44:45,582 --> 00:44:47,249
- Yes!
- Yes!
532
00:44:48,582 --> 00:44:50,416
Fancy your even knowing it.
533
00:44:50,499 --> 00:44:51,666
Now, just a moment, I...
534
00:44:51,749 --> 00:44:55,457
I don't suppose that you could
also write it, could you?
535
00:44:55,541 --> 00:44:56,624
-Yes.
-You could?
536
00:44:56,707 --> 00:44:59,916
Well, now, that gives me an idea.
Excuse me.
537
00:44:59,999 --> 00:45:01,791
Er, now, let me see, er...
538
00:45:02,874 --> 00:45:05,082
Do you want...
539
00:45:06,832 --> 00:45:08,749
a full...
540
00:45:08,832 --> 00:45:10,999
economic conference...
541
00:45:12,374 --> 00:45:13,791
Excuse me.
542
00:45:15,457 --> 00:45:17,791
...on, let me see now, er...
543
00:45:17,874 --> 00:45:20,499
three... three weeks from today.
That would be, er...
544
00:45:20,582 --> 00:45:21,707
May...
545
00:45:22,624 --> 00:45:24,249
23rd.
546
00:45:25,041 --> 00:45:28,916
Now, let me see if you can write "yes"
underneath that.
547
00:45:31,082 --> 00:45:32,082
Yes.
548
00:45:32,166 --> 00:45:35,416
Now, put your little name
underneath to prove it.
549
00:45:39,291 --> 00:45:41,749
Oh, that's the boy!
550
00:45:41,832 --> 00:45:44,416
Oh, now, isn't that nice?
551
00:45:44,499 --> 00:45:47,749
Now then, let me see. Er...
552
00:45:49,416 --> 00:45:51,207
Oh, dear, dear. That's very funny.
553
00:45:51,291 --> 00:45:53,082
You know, I saw a fellow
do that at the Palladium once
554
00:45:53,166 --> 00:45:54,791
and nothing, nothing fell at all.
555
00:45:54,874 --> 00:45:57,707
Oh, look here, I want to purchase
this tablecloth.
556
00:45:57,791 --> 00:46:02,416
Have it sent to me at
the Hotel Napoleon forthwith.
557
00:46:02,499 --> 00:46:06,124
-Very well, sir.
-Oh, and two more Pink thingymabobs
558
00:46:06,207 --> 00:46:08,291
and champagne for the lady.
559
00:46:08,374 --> 00:46:10,082
Oh, and that delightful orchestra.
560
00:46:10,166 --> 00:46:12,832
See that they have another
round of vodka.
561
00:46:12,916 --> 00:46:14,499
Yes, sir! Yes, sir.
562
00:46:14,582 --> 00:46:17,874
It seems to make them play
with so much more elan.
563
00:46:19,166 --> 00:46:21,999
And now, let me see.
564
00:46:22,082 --> 00:46:24,499
Now, as I was saying, Panitov,
565
00:46:24,582 --> 00:46:27,041
the counter-inflationary tendency
566
00:46:27,124 --> 00:46:29,957
of the price index is, er...
567
00:46:33,082 --> 00:46:36,749
Oh, dear me.
Oh, tired out, no doubt.
568
00:46:36,832 --> 00:46:37,957
Poor chap.
569
00:46:38,041 --> 00:46:41,874
Now, shall you and I do that nice
Caucasian gallop thing again, hmm?
570
00:46:41,957 --> 00:46:44,291
I find it most stimulating.
571
00:47:23,874 --> 00:47:27,374
-We haven't been long, have we?
-No. No, no, no, not at all.
572
00:47:27,457 --> 00:47:29,041
Max, this is Steve.
573
00:47:30,416 --> 00:47:31,916
Hiya, fella.
574
00:47:31,999 --> 00:47:33,749
Steve is an American.
575
00:47:33,832 --> 00:47:35,291
So I see.
576
00:47:35,374 --> 00:47:36,499
Yeah.
577
00:47:37,457 --> 00:47:39,749
I was high jump champ at my high school.
578
00:47:40,624 --> 00:47:42,166
Ah, you were.
579
00:47:42,791 --> 00:47:44,791
Wonderful.
580
00:47:46,624 --> 00:47:48,707
I could jump five foot ten.
581
00:47:49,707 --> 00:47:50,791
Oh.
582
00:47:51,624 --> 00:47:53,582
Could you jump five foot ten?
583
00:47:53,666 --> 00:47:55,332
Ah, no, no, no.
584
00:47:57,041 --> 00:47:59,874
No, I didn't think you could.
585
00:48:51,457 --> 00:48:53,541
Hello, mademoiselle.
586
00:48:53,624 --> 00:48:54,749
Oh!
587
00:48:54,832 --> 00:48:56,332
Cheer up, mon chéri.
588
00:48:56,416 --> 00:48:58,582
I thought you English were very cold.
589
00:48:58,666 --> 00:49:00,957
Oh, you wait till we really get warmed up.
590
00:49:05,791 --> 00:49:08,874
I've never met anyone like you before.
591
00:49:08,957 --> 00:49:10,916
I am just like everybody.
592
00:49:10,999 --> 00:49:12,832
Not that I go with girls, mind you.
593
00:49:12,916 --> 00:49:14,082
Ooh!
594
00:49:14,874 --> 00:49:15,999
Voila!
595
00:49:16,916 --> 00:49:18,291
This is where I live.
596
00:49:21,457 --> 00:49:23,541
What's the address?
597
00:49:23,624 --> 00:49:25,457
Seize rue Bérandiere.
598
00:49:27,416 --> 00:49:29,791
-Will you write it down?
-Yes.
599
00:49:36,874 --> 00:49:41,666
Seize rue Béran...
600
00:49:42,832 --> 00:49:44,082
...diéere.
601
00:49:48,499 --> 00:49:50,916
And where do we meet tomorrow?
602
00:49:50,999 --> 00:49:52,999
Here, by the steps.
603
00:49:54,249 --> 00:49:55,707
All right.
604
00:49:55,791 --> 00:49:59,832
Seize rue Bérandiere.
605
00:49:59,916 --> 00:50:01,957
Oh, that's right!
606
00:50:02,041 --> 00:50:04,291
You'll soon speak good French.
607
00:50:05,291 --> 00:50:06,374
If you teach me.
608
00:50:07,624 --> 00:50:10,207
Well... I must go.
609
00:50:10,291 --> 00:50:12,499
Because my father will be angry.
610
00:50:14,749 --> 00:50:16,041
All right.
611
00:50:16,999 --> 00:50:18,832
Twelve o'clock tomorrow then?
612
00:50:19,874 --> 00:50:21,041
Don't forget.
613
00:50:22,082 --> 00:50:23,499
Oh, I won't.
614
00:50:24,666 --> 00:50:25,707
Well...
615
00:50:28,791 --> 00:50:29,832
Goodnight.
616
00:50:43,916 --> 00:50:45,249
Goodnight.
617
00:50:50,916 --> 00:50:52,832
Ya-hooo!
618
00:51:02,791 --> 00:51:04,166
Combien?
619
00:51:04,249 --> 00:51:05,957
Five hundred francs, monsieur.
620
00:51:06,041 --> 00:51:07,374
Five hundred?!
621
00:51:07,457 --> 00:51:09,249
Yes, monsieur.
Look, it says five hundred.
622
00:51:11,207 --> 00:51:13,582
There's an extra 20%, plus a night fee.
623
00:51:13,666 --> 00:51:14,749
Understand?
624
00:51:17,124 --> 00:51:19,874
Merci, monsieur.
Pardon, monsieur, le pourboire.
625
00:51:19,957 --> 00:51:21,166
Eh?
626
00:51:21,249 --> 00:51:23,749
Le pourboire.
The tip. The tip.
627
00:51:34,332 --> 00:51:36,916
Ooh!
628
00:51:36,999 --> 00:51:40,832
A ten franc tip?
Ten francs? Pah! Pah!
629
00:51:40,916 --> 00:51:42,166
Ah, go on!
630
00:51:49,124 --> 00:51:50,291
My wallet!
631
00:52:10,207 --> 00:52:11,666
What's the matter?
632
00:52:11,749 --> 00:52:13,624
-I've been robbed.
-Oh!
633
00:52:13,707 --> 00:52:15,291
Robbed?
634
00:52:15,374 --> 00:52:18,166
My wallet. It had all my money
and my return ticket in it.
635
00:52:18,249 --> 00:52:20,332
Oh, monsieur!
636
00:52:21,291 --> 00:52:23,082
I've been out with a girl.
637
00:52:47,582 --> 00:52:48,999
Come on, Dicky bird.
638
00:52:49,082 --> 00:52:50,624
Come on.
639
00:53:09,291 --> 00:53:10,374
Funny.
640
00:53:11,791 --> 00:53:13,416
I feel a bit dizzy.
641
00:53:13,499 --> 00:53:14,666
Do you?
642
00:53:14,749 --> 00:53:15,916
Oh.
643
00:53:19,624 --> 00:53:23,291
I've got just the thing at my flat.
It will put you right in no time.
644
00:53:23,374 --> 00:53:24,957
-Will it?
-Yes.
645
00:53:27,041 --> 00:53:29,082
Coachman, Avenue Henri Martin.
646
00:53:52,749 --> 00:53:54,374
What would you like?
647
00:53:55,666 --> 00:53:58,541
-Would you really like to know?
-Yes.
648
00:53:58,624 --> 00:54:00,499
Well, I'd like a...
649
00:54:00,582 --> 00:54:02,291
I'd like a nice cup of tea.
650
00:54:02,374 --> 00:54:04,041
And don't say, "No, tea 'ere."
651
00:54:04,124 --> 00:54:06,332
Oui, oui, trés bien.
652
00:54:06,416 --> 00:54:09,082
I will give you... tea.
653
00:54:10,832 --> 00:54:13,416
Looks as though I'm gonna have
what I want at last.
654
00:54:35,916 --> 00:54:38,874
Come on now,
my little pumpkin.
655
00:54:49,332 --> 00:54:51,249
Now,
goodnight, my darling.
656
00:55:35,457 --> 00:55:37,416
Ssh! Sleep.
657
00:55:37,499 --> 00:55:38,957
Don't get worried.
658
00:55:39,041 --> 00:55:41,207
I'm a bit of a basket.
659
00:55:41,291 --> 00:55:44,749
Often make a fool of myself,
but I ain't so bad really.
660
00:55:45,791 --> 00:55:47,541
You just sleep.
661
00:56:56,874 --> 00:56:58,291
A little more?
662
00:56:59,041 --> 00:57:00,124
No.
663
00:57:00,957 --> 00:57:03,749
-No, thanks. I feel fine.
- I thought you would.
664
00:57:05,624 --> 00:57:08,041
Can I tell you what I think?
665
00:57:08,124 --> 00:57:09,416
Yes.
666
00:57:10,249 --> 00:57:13,041
You know, there is something about you.
667
00:57:15,749 --> 00:57:19,374
Something about you
that reminds me of spring.
668
00:57:21,082 --> 00:57:22,582
I've got the hiccups.
669
00:57:22,666 --> 00:57:24,082
The hiccups?
670
00:57:24,874 --> 00:57:27,499
Oh, I will frighten you and then it will go.
671
00:57:27,582 --> 00:57:28,957
All right.
672
00:57:29,624 --> 00:57:30,874
Frighten me.
673
00:57:47,374 --> 00:57:50,041
Oh, er, wait a minute.
674
00:57:50,124 --> 00:57:51,707
What, er...?
675
00:57:51,791 --> 00:57:53,499
What's this?
676
00:58:00,624 --> 00:58:02,791
What's this? The French national debt?
677
00:58:02,874 --> 00:58:04,582
The bill, monsieur.
678
00:58:04,666 --> 00:58:07,791
-What item is that?
-The tablecloth, monsieur.
679
00:58:07,874 --> 00:58:09,957
-And that?
-Breakage.
680
00:58:10,041 --> 00:58:14,957
That is vodka for the band
and that is flowers for lady.
681
00:58:15,041 --> 00:58:16,457
Mmm.
682
00:58:16,541 --> 00:58:21,166
There seems to be a somewhat inflationary
tendency in this restaurant's budgeting.
683
00:58:23,832 --> 00:58:25,791
-Now, let me see...
-No!
684
00:58:27,249 --> 00:58:28,999
Yes, er...
685
00:58:29,082 --> 00:58:31,541
Primitive economics no doubt.
686
00:58:32,749 --> 00:58:36,291
-A mere barter, but still.
-Oh, no!
687
00:59:17,457 --> 00:59:19,374
Erm...
688
00:59:20,874 --> 00:59:22,832
And the tip, sir?
689
00:59:29,124 --> 00:59:31,332
Thank you, milord.
690
00:59:32,916 --> 00:59:34,874
Goodnight, milord.
691
00:59:35,916 --> 00:59:37,249
Goodnight, milord.
692
00:59:41,832 --> 00:59:42,999
I think...
693
00:59:43,874 --> 00:59:45,332
I think they've gone.
694
00:59:47,582 --> 00:59:51,082
Maybe you'd better come
and lie down for a minute.
695
01:00:06,416 --> 01:00:08,499
I will get you some more water.
696
01:00:19,374 --> 01:00:21,332
Here we are.
697
01:01:47,207 --> 01:01:49,124
If you please, thank you.
698
01:02:13,291 --> 01:02:14,749
Madame.
699
01:02:21,082 --> 01:02:22,166
Morning.
700
01:02:22,916 --> 01:02:24,291
Did you sleep well?
701
01:02:25,041 --> 01:02:27,374
Very well, thank you.
702
01:02:27,957 --> 01:02:31,124
-What you need is some fresh air.
-Oh, non! Oh, no, no.
703
01:02:32,416 --> 01:02:35,624
I'll tell you what. We'll go for a swim
and you'll soon feel better.
704
01:02:35,707 --> 01:02:37,457
Oh, no, no, no.
705
01:02:37,541 --> 01:02:40,041
No, I... I can't swim.
706
01:02:47,124 --> 01:02:48,666
Pardon, monsieur.
707
01:02:48,749 --> 01:02:51,541
Seize rue Bérandiere?
708
01:02:51,624 --> 01:02:53,374
Rue Bérandiere?
709
01:02:53,457 --> 01:02:57,082
Well, I think
it's in this neighbourhood.
710
01:02:57,707 --> 01:03:00,082
Oh, Lucien!
711
01:03:00,166 --> 01:03:00,916
Oui?
712
01:03:00,999 --> 01:03:03,082
Rue Bérandiere
is round the corner, isn't it?
713
01:03:04,874 --> 01:03:08,166
No. I think
it's in the 14th arrondissement.
714
01:03:09,249 --> 01:03:11,916
Excuse me, madame,
do you know where rue Bérandiere is?
715
01:03:11,999 --> 01:03:15,832
Rue Bérandiere?
You mean, rue Béranger?
716
01:03:16,916 --> 01:03:18,166
Bérandiéere.
717
01:03:18,249 --> 01:03:19,832
No, he's asking
about rue Bérandieére.
718
01:04:00,082 --> 01:04:02,666
I call on the delegate for the United Kingdom.
719
01:04:07,374 --> 01:04:09,082
Mr Chairman,
720
01:04:09,166 --> 01:04:11,416
I have an announcement to make.
721
01:04:12,874 --> 01:04:17,124
In the course of a private pourparler
722
01:04:17,207 --> 01:04:23,082
with the Soviet delegate held
at a certain rendezvous last night,
723
01:04:23,166 --> 01:04:26,916
I am pleased to inform you
that Monsieur Panitov
724
01:04:26,999 --> 01:04:31,832
has agreed to a full economic conference
725
01:04:31,916 --> 01:04:35,582
to take place on May the 23rd.
726
01:04:40,874 --> 01:04:45,957
His excellency was in fact good enough
to append his signature
727
01:04:46,041 --> 01:04:49,124
to a formal... document
728
01:04:49,207 --> 01:04:50,624
to that effect.
729
01:04:50,707 --> 01:04:53,166
Have you the document with you, Sir Norman?
730
01:04:53,249 --> 01:04:55,249
Unfortunately not, sir.
731
01:04:56,166 --> 01:04:59,249
It is rather bulky, difficult to carry.
732
01:04:59,332 --> 01:05:01,916
But I can assure you it is in safe keeping.
733
01:05:02,582 --> 01:05:04,499
May the 23rd,
734
01:05:04,582 --> 01:05:08,624
that was the date, was it not,
Monsieur Panitov?
735
01:05:12,166 --> 01:05:13,291
Yes.
736
01:05:18,499 --> 01:05:20,582
Don't do that, Wilkinson!
737
01:05:21,707 --> 01:05:24,666
For goodness sake,
please get me an Alka-Seltzer.
738
01:06:09,916 --> 01:06:11,791
It's wonderful!
739
01:06:11,874 --> 01:06:14,499
Yes. Yes, I can see.
740
01:06:14,582 --> 01:06:16,291
Oh, poor Max.
741
01:06:16,374 --> 01:06:18,332
Never mind, I'll tell you what we'll do.
742
01:06:18,416 --> 01:06:21,582
I'll go back to your flat and
cook you a real English lunch.
743
01:06:21,666 --> 01:06:23,791
E-English lunch?
744
01:06:28,832 --> 01:06:30,457
English lunch?
745
01:06:54,291 --> 01:06:55,499
Oh!
746
01:07:59,416 --> 01:08:00,999
You here?
747
01:08:01,999 --> 01:08:04,749
Why are you looking at me like that?
748
01:08:04,832 --> 01:08:06,957
Don't you recognise me?
749
01:08:07,041 --> 01:08:09,332
Oh, yes, I recognise you all right.
750
01:08:09,416 --> 01:08:11,166
But after last night...
751
01:08:11,249 --> 01:08:13,707
You remember last night, yes?
752
01:08:13,791 --> 01:08:16,916
Aye, I do and I'm not likely
to forget it in a hurry either.
753
01:08:16,999 --> 01:08:18,707
Well, where is it?
754
01:08:18,791 --> 01:08:21,041
Where is it? What?
755
01:08:21,124 --> 01:08:23,666
As if you didn't know. My wallet!
756
01:08:24,374 --> 01:08:26,332
It had all my money in it
and my return ticket.
757
01:08:26,416 --> 01:08:28,749
Oh! Well, I never!
758
01:08:28,832 --> 01:08:32,041
You say I am a voleuse, a thief?
759
01:08:32,124 --> 01:08:33,832
- Who do you think I am?
- Don't shout.
760
01:08:33,916 --> 01:08:36,124
I will shout!
761
01:08:36,207 --> 01:08:37,999
What do you take French girls for?
762
01:08:38,082 --> 01:08:40,457
I was warned about French girls
and now I've seen them.
763
01:08:40,541 --> 01:08:42,624
Seen them what?
764
01:08:42,707 --> 01:08:45,041
Seen them kissing and showing their legs.
765
01:08:46,791 --> 01:08:50,041
And you...
how about you showing your legs?
766
01:08:52,041 --> 01:08:55,041
So, did you find
the rue Bérandiere?
767
01:08:56,832 --> 01:08:58,582
Yes, thank you.
768
01:09:04,666 --> 01:09:05,957
Oh, oh!
769
01:09:06,041 --> 01:09:07,957
A client! A client!
770
01:09:16,624 --> 01:09:18,874
No, I want the other one.
771
01:09:24,874 --> 01:09:26,082
No, no.
772
01:09:26,166 --> 01:09:27,416
Combien?
773
01:09:31,332 --> 01:09:32,666
Twenty-five okay?
774
01:09:39,874 --> 01:09:42,874
One, two, three...
775
01:09:42,957 --> 01:09:45,999
four, five, six, seven...
776
01:09:53,916 --> 01:09:55,624
Eh... No, butter?
777
01:09:56,416 --> 01:09:59,416
No, of course not!
You don't use butter for cooking.
778
01:10:00,416 --> 01:10:01,457
Ah.
779
01:10:05,749 --> 01:10:10,207
You know there is a charming little
restaurant just around the corner.
780
01:10:10,291 --> 01:10:12,832
No. You'll enjoy this. You'll see.
781
01:11:11,124 --> 01:11:12,707
Dicky Bird!
782
01:11:13,416 --> 01:11:14,416
Dicky!
783
01:11:17,124 --> 01:11:19,291
Dicky Bird, hi!
784
01:11:23,332 --> 01:11:24,749
Dicky!
785
01:12:10,541 --> 01:12:11,541
Captain.
786
01:12:13,749 --> 01:12:17,416
Pardon, Captain, but aren't you
going to miss the big race?
787
01:12:17,499 --> 01:12:19,791
Oh, now you've spoilt it, Bickerstaff.
788
01:12:19,874 --> 01:12:22,499
Just as I was coming to the interesting bit.
789
01:12:22,582 --> 01:12:25,541
Have you read the case
of the stuttering parson?
790
01:12:25,624 --> 01:12:28,874
Fancy doing it that way.
It really isn't cricket, you know.
791
01:12:29,957 --> 01:12:31,332
Cricket?
792
01:12:31,416 --> 01:12:33,082
What is this "cricket"?
793
01:12:33,166 --> 01:12:35,082
Do I hear you right, sir?
794
01:12:35,166 --> 01:12:38,332
Cricket is the foundation
of the British Empire.
795
01:12:38,416 --> 01:12:40,749
-Hear, hear!
-Thank you, Bickerstaff.
796
01:12:40,832 --> 01:12:44,124
Until you learn to play cricket in France
you'll never keep a government.
797
01:12:44,207 --> 01:12:47,749
Do you play it with hoops and hammers?
798
01:12:47,832 --> 01:12:50,582
No, sir, you do not play it
with hoops and hammers.
799
01:12:50,666 --> 01:12:54,707
You ball it with bat and ball.
Allow me to demonstrate.
800
01:12:57,874 --> 01:13:00,499
Oh, butterfingers, Bickerstaff!
801
01:13:07,374 --> 01:13:09,624
Wh-what exactly is this?
802
01:13:10,416 --> 01:13:11,499
Cabbage.
803
01:13:12,374 --> 01:13:14,666
Ah, cabbage. Yes, of course.
804
01:13:15,666 --> 01:13:19,374
-Would you like another chop?
-Oh, no. No, no. No, thank you.
805
01:13:20,666 --> 01:13:22,249
[ Will.
806
01:13:41,457 --> 01:13:43,124
Oh, good, you've eaten it all.
807
01:13:43,207 --> 01:13:45,249
Yes.
808
01:13:45,332 --> 01:13:47,124
You see, you were hungry.
809
01:13:47,999 --> 01:13:50,249
Are you sure you wouldn't like some more?
810
01:13:50,332 --> 01:13:54,207
No, no. No, no, no. No, thank you.
I've had quite enough...
811
01:13:55,041 --> 01:13:56,541
cabbage.
812
01:13:59,249 --> 01:14:01,166
No, no, no!
813
01:14:01,249 --> 01:14:03,291
Play forward!
814
01:14:03,374 --> 01:14:06,499
Always play forward, like that.
815
01:14:06,582 --> 01:14:10,166
Bickerstaff, you're supposed
to be silly point not square leg.
816
01:14:10,249 --> 01:14:12,249
That, by the way, was a maiden over.
817
01:14:12,332 --> 01:14:13,666
Now, I shall bowl again.
818
01:14:14,582 --> 01:14:16,332
Straight bat.
819
01:14:22,832 --> 01:14:24,749
-How's that?
-Out!
820
01:14:24,832 --> 01:14:28,249
A clear case of lbw, leg before wicket.
You're out.
821
01:14:28,332 --> 01:14:31,999
Vous étes une... clot.
822
01:14:32,082 --> 01:14:33,791
-Clot?
-Clot.
823
01:14:33,874 --> 01:14:36,416
Yes. Now, you bowl, I'll bat.
824
01:14:37,249 --> 01:14:39,082
Clot, clot?
825
01:14:39,166 --> 01:14:40,374
Clot?
826
01:14:54,666 --> 01:14:55,999
Gone for six!
827
01:14:56,999 --> 01:14:59,791
Oh, dear! Time for
the tea interval now, sir.
828
01:14:59,874 --> 01:15:03,374
-Very well, Bickerstaff, very well.
-Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!
829
01:15:03,457 --> 01:15:06,124
Now, I understand the cricket!
830
01:15:06,207 --> 01:15:09,166
A very good idea this
tea interval, Bickerstaff.
831
01:15:12,749 --> 01:15:14,541
Thank you.
832
01:15:19,916 --> 01:15:22,041
Closed. It's too late.
833
01:15:22,124 --> 01:15:23,874
Oh, dear, how annoying.
834
01:15:24,874 --> 01:15:28,332
You see, I'm anxious to find the gentleman
who painted the Mona Lisa.
835
01:15:29,374 --> 01:15:30,666
He's dead.
836
01:15:31,374 --> 01:15:33,874
Dead?! But I saw him yesterday.
837
01:15:34,749 --> 01:15:37,332
-You saw him yest...?
-Yes, I even spoke to him.
838
01:15:38,707 --> 01:15:40,957
-You spoke to him?
-Yes.
839
01:15:46,832 --> 01:15:48,582
He's been dead 500 years.
840
01:15:48,666 --> 01:15:51,041
Oh, nonsense!
Why, there he is now.
841
01:15:54,124 --> 01:15:55,749
Well, look.
842
01:16:03,207 --> 01:16:04,999
Bon soir, mon ami.
843
01:16:05,082 --> 01:16:06,166
Oh.
844
01:16:06,249 --> 01:16:07,916
How do you do?
845
01:16:07,999 --> 01:16:10,707
-How do you do? Good afternoon.
-Good afternoon.
846
01:16:10,791 --> 01:16:14,207
I thought you might like
a cup of real English tea.
847
01:16:14,291 --> 01:16:17,041
That would be delightful.
Thank you very much.
848
01:16:17,124 --> 01:16:19,499
-Then shall we go to the Tuileries Gardens?
-Mm.
849
01:16:37,374 --> 01:16:39,082
What's happening down there?
850
01:16:40,374 --> 01:16:41,874
Come and see.
851
01:16:42,957 --> 01:16:44,499
More fresh air!
852
01:16:53,291 --> 01:16:55,749
Why are they playing "Tipperary"?
853
01:16:55,832 --> 01:16:58,332
Because they are unveiling
a statue to Lord Byron.
854
01:16:59,332 --> 01:17:00,749
Why "Tipperary"?
855
01:17:01,832 --> 01:17:03,582
It's an English tradition.
856
01:17:05,166 --> 01:17:06,916
-Oh, I see.
-Yes.
857
01:17:10,874 --> 01:17:12,749
And now to business.
858
01:17:12,832 --> 01:17:14,207
Business?
859
01:17:14,291 --> 01:17:17,041
Yes. Quite simple business really.
860
01:17:18,957 --> 01:17:22,416
You see, I've always wanted
to posses the Mona Lisa.
861
01:17:23,332 --> 01:17:25,916
Now, for the first time in my life
I can afford it.
862
01:17:27,291 --> 01:17:31,374
I do hope you'll help me
to realise a lifelong ambition.
863
01:17:31,457 --> 01:17:33,207
But how?
864
01:17:33,291 --> 01:17:35,541
Isn't it perfectly obvious,
865
01:17:35,624 --> 01:17:39,291
when an artist has a picture to sell
and there's a prospective buyer?
866
01:17:40,041 --> 01:17:43,874
-You mean, you want my Mona Lisa?
-Yes.
867
01:17:43,957 --> 01:17:47,332
Sad for you, isn't it?
Pictures are like children.
868
01:17:47,416 --> 01:17:50,124
One grows to love them,
then they have to leave us.
869
01:17:50,207 --> 01:17:52,374
Oh, but my picture is not
good enough for you.
870
01:17:52,457 --> 01:17:55,374
Nonsense! It is the Mona Lisa.
871
01:18:00,624 --> 01:18:02,624
Monsieur Minister.
872
01:18:02,707 --> 01:18:04,624
Ladies.
873
01:18:04,707 --> 01:18:06,416
Gentlemen.
874
01:18:06,499 --> 01:18:10,249
Great love is silent
but perhaps we compare...
875
01:18:10,332 --> 01:18:12,249
What is he saying?
876
01:18:14,624 --> 01:18:16,541
Great love is silent.
877
01:18:17,832 --> 01:18:19,207
Is it?
878
01:18:20,166 --> 01:18:21,207
Yes.
879
01:18:21,291 --> 01:18:24,332
The poet we are honouring today
880
01:18:24,416 --> 01:18:28,332
made a poem for his beloved
out of this silence.
881
01:18:29,416 --> 01:18:33,457
He says, out of this silence
he made a poem for his beloved.
882
01:18:34,707 --> 01:18:37,707
He boldly bared his soul...
883
01:18:38,291 --> 01:18:43,499
In this poem, he spoke
of her youth and freshness,
884
01:18:43,582 --> 01:18:45,416
and... and charm.
885
01:18:47,457 --> 01:18:49,624
He loved her from the start.
886
01:18:50,666 --> 01:18:53,166
He loved her silently...
887
01:18:54,582 --> 01:18:55,916
passionately.
888
01:18:57,207 --> 01:18:58,957
Do you really?
889
01:19:00,749 --> 01:19:01,916
Yes.
890
01:19:04,749 --> 01:19:10,332
In these poems, the poet
transcends himself to find himself...
891
01:19:11,791 --> 01:19:15,166
In the name of love, I will now unveil...
892
01:19:15,249 --> 01:19:19,124
In the name of love, I will now unveil...
893
01:19:41,416 --> 01:19:44,666
Dad, look!
Here comes the gentleman!
894
01:19:45,582 --> 01:19:47,499
They have found your wallet.
895
01:19:49,541 --> 01:19:52,416
I found it in the cab.
896
01:19:52,499 --> 01:19:55,124
It was in the cab. On the floor.
897
01:19:55,207 --> 01:19:57,041
-Come on, we'll have to hurry!
-Comment?
898
01:19:57,124 --> 01:19:58,874
- So, what do we do now?
- Shh!
899
01:19:58,957 --> 01:20:00,166
My bill.
900
01:20:01,499 --> 01:20:02,916
Moi au revoir...
901
01:20:03,749 --> 01:20:05,957
Tell them I've got to see my girl.
902
01:20:06,041 --> 01:20:07,332
It is about a woman.
903
01:20:07,416 --> 01:20:12,749
Lovers are like the sick,
it's a sacred duty to help them.
904
01:20:28,166 --> 01:20:29,624
-Dicky.
-Hello!
905
01:20:31,416 --> 01:20:34,332
Blimey, now I've put my foot in it!
Sorry, Sergeant.
906
01:20:34,416 --> 01:20:37,207
-Pick it up, you fool!
-Yes, Sergeant.
907
01:20:48,041 --> 01:20:51,541
- Mademoiselle Raymonde?
- Second, left. Wait.
908
01:20:53,582 --> 01:20:55,416
-Raymonde!
-Raymonde!
909
01:20:55,499 --> 01:20:56,541
Raymonde!
910
01:20:56,624 --> 01:20:58,207
Raymonde!
911
01:20:58,291 --> 01:20:59,582
Raymonde!
912
01:21:00,582 --> 01:21:02,041
Come down, quick!
913
01:21:04,166 --> 01:21:06,999
- We might just do it.
- Anything for lovers!
914
01:21:08,832 --> 01:21:10,874
-Come on!
-Where?
915
01:21:10,957 --> 01:21:13,124
No time now. Tell you on the way!
916
01:21:27,999 --> 01:21:29,624
But I said I'm sorry.
917
01:21:29,707 --> 01:21:33,166
But you believed I could do it!
That is what hurt me so much.
918
01:21:33,249 --> 01:21:35,374
Oh, he loves her so much!
919
01:21:35,457 --> 01:21:38,832
Not at all,
he's a brute, a Scot...
920
01:21:40,957 --> 01:21:42,374
a man.
921
01:21:49,082 --> 01:21:51,541
Come on, we'll miss the plane.
922
01:22:00,499 --> 01:22:02,707
Your attention, please.
923
01:22:02,791 --> 01:22:05,457
Passengers to London,
924
01:22:05,541 --> 01:22:12,082
flight DE336 British European Airways
are requested for boarding.
925
01:22:17,624 --> 01:22:19,374
Well, Susan.
926
01:22:19,457 --> 01:22:20,957
Well, Max.
927
01:22:22,291 --> 01:22:24,499
This is where we say goodbye,
I suppose.
928
01:22:25,832 --> 01:22:27,791
I like au revoir better.
929
01:22:29,499 --> 01:22:31,499
Well then, au revoir.
930
01:22:34,332 --> 01:22:36,541
It's been so wonderful.
931
01:22:36,624 --> 01:22:38,624
I'll never forget it, never.
932
01:22:39,457 --> 01:22:41,666
Never? It's a long time.
933
01:22:50,082 --> 01:22:52,249
Oh, hurry up! Faster! Faster!
934
01:22:52,332 --> 01:22:53,791
Vite! Vite!
935
01:22:58,541 --> 01:23:00,791
Watch out for the truck, you, idiot!
936
01:23:21,666 --> 01:23:23,999
- Where has he gone?
- I don't know.
937
01:23:29,916 --> 01:23:31,041
For me?
938
01:23:31,124 --> 01:23:32,374
Yes.
939
01:23:35,541 --> 01:23:36,749
Well...
940
01:23:37,666 --> 01:23:38,999
Goodbye.
941
01:23:39,082 --> 01:23:42,374
- Come on, kiss her!
- Come on!
942
01:23:45,374 --> 01:23:47,332
Love is beautiful.
943
01:23:49,166 --> 01:23:51,416
Hurry, please, for the London plane.
944
01:23:51,499 --> 01:23:55,124
-You will write to me, won't you?
-Yes, and you write to me too.
945
01:23:55,207 --> 01:23:57,499
-Of course.
-Please, monsieur, you'll miss that plane.
946
01:23:58,957 --> 01:24:01,249
Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye.
947
01:24:02,332 --> 01:24:04,082
-Money.
-Oh, pardon.
948
01:24:04,166 --> 01:24:06,249
-Money.
-Combien?
949
01:24:06,332 --> 01:24:07,957
Twelve thousand francs.
950
01:24:08,041 --> 01:24:09,541
-Twelve thousand?!
-Twelve thousand francs.
951
01:24:09,624 --> 01:24:11,791
-You're insane.
-No, I'm not, I waited for him the whole day.
952
01:24:12,707 --> 01:24:16,916
- Me, wait for you.
- Me, wait. Taxi...
953
01:24:19,416 --> 01:24:22,541
-He says he waits for you all day.
-Yes, yes, yes.
954
01:24:22,624 --> 01:24:24,541
-Thank you.
-All right.
955
01:24:25,791 --> 01:24:28,082
Next time, you'll come to Glasgow.
956
01:24:28,166 --> 01:24:30,666
Glasgow will be more beautiful than Paris.
957
01:24:30,749 --> 01:24:32,207
And cheaper.
958
01:24:33,207 --> 01:24:34,707
Goodbye!
959
01:24:56,124 --> 01:24:57,791
Andy!
960
01:24:57,874 --> 01:24:58,916
Andy!
961
01:25:23,957 --> 01:25:26,749
BEA British European Airways
962
01:25:26,832 --> 01:25:30,666
announce the arrival of
flight number 338 from Paris.
963
01:25:42,874 --> 01:25:45,082
Big smile, please, Sir Norman.
964
01:25:46,249 --> 01:25:48,582
How did you do it, Sir Norman?
965
01:25:49,374 --> 01:25:53,416
By personal contact.
Always, I find, the best method.
966
01:25:53,499 --> 01:25:56,916
-You look tired, Sir Norman.
-Yes, it's, er...
967
01:25:56,999 --> 01:25:58,749
It's taken a lot out of me.
968
01:25:59,749 --> 01:26:01,291
A lot.
969
01:26:01,374 --> 01:26:03,666
It put a great deal into me too, of course.
970
01:26:04,541 --> 01:26:06,624
I mean, new heart.
971
01:26:06,707 --> 01:26:09,166
Now, if you'll excuse me, gentlemen,
I have rather a...
972
01:26:09,249 --> 01:26:10,582
Just one thing, Sir Norman.
973
01:26:10,666 --> 01:26:13,791
There's a rumour that you're considering
lowering the basic traveller's allowance
974
01:26:13,874 --> 01:26:16,207
still further, is that true?
975
01:26:16,291 --> 01:26:19,707
If I'm considering anything at all, sir,
it is certainly not that!
976
01:26:20,874 --> 01:26:22,332
-Thank you.
-Good day.
977
01:26:23,374 --> 01:26:24,832
Have a good time, sir?
978
01:26:24,916 --> 01:26:28,499
My good fellow, there's no place like Paris
if you know where to go.
979
01:26:30,666 --> 01:26:33,041
-Have you read this?
-No.
980
01:26:37,416 --> 01:26:39,249
Well, how very interesting.
981
01:26:39,332 --> 01:26:41,582
-Do you understand it?
-No.
982
01:26:42,541 --> 01:26:44,957
-Have you anything to declare?
-Yes.
983
01:26:52,541 --> 01:26:53,874
What's this?
984
01:26:53,957 --> 01:26:55,999
She's the Mona Lisa.
985
01:26:56,082 --> 01:26:58,874
-Where did you get it?
-In the Louvre Museum.
986
01:27:07,041 --> 01:27:09,082
Excuse me a moment, will you?
987
01:27:09,166 --> 01:27:10,041
Oh!
988
01:27:11,082 --> 01:27:12,832
Is he an art lover?
989
01:27:15,916 --> 01:27:17,832
Have you anything to declare?
990
01:27:18,499 --> 01:27:20,582
Have you anything to declare?
991
01:27:20,666 --> 01:27:22,666
L'amour toujours.
992
01:27:24,457 --> 01:27:27,499
It's quite all right, madam.
The article is not liable for duty.
993
01:27:27,582 --> 01:27:30,832
-Why not?
-Well, madam, it's a fake.
994
01:27:30,916 --> 01:27:33,791
A fake? My Mona Lisa?
995
01:27:36,374 --> 01:27:38,791
-Have you seen the original?
-No, madam.
996
01:27:38,874 --> 01:27:39,999
Oh!
997
01:27:40,082 --> 01:27:43,582
Well then, between ourselves,
this is far better than the original.
998
01:27:43,666 --> 01:27:47,457
Far, far better, and the work
of such a charming man.
999
01:27:48,457 --> 01:27:50,457
Thank you very much
for your services.
1000
01:28:03,707 --> 01:28:05,041
Ah, Sir Norman.
1001
01:28:05,124 --> 01:28:06,707
Good afternoon, sir.
1002
01:28:11,957 --> 01:28:13,082
Good afternoon.
1003
01:28:13,166 --> 01:28:15,541
May I ask you to disclose
your cigarette case,
1004
01:28:15,624 --> 01:28:18,332
your lighter, your watch
and your cufflinks, please, sir?
1005
01:28:21,291 --> 01:28:22,791
Well done.
1006
01:28:22,874 --> 01:28:24,457
Well done, young man.
1007
01:28:25,291 --> 01:28:26,624
That's the spirit.
1008
01:28:27,499 --> 01:28:31,291
And you'll also find my
silver-backed hairbrushes in the, er...
1009
01:28:31,374 --> 01:28:32,791
in the suitcase.
1010
01:28:32,874 --> 01:28:35,791
-Yes, sir, but your--
-Well done, well done.
1011
01:28:35,874 --> 01:28:37,291
Keep it up.
1012
01:28:37,374 --> 01:28:38,666
Keep it up.
1013
01:28:49,374 --> 01:28:50,957
Nice weekend, miss?